littleaphheadcanons:

Because of the constant Republician/Democrat bickering in his house, America tends to freak out if anyone asks him “Red or blue?”, even if they are just asking what color of something he would like.

littleaphheadcanons:

The F in Alfred F. Jones stands for Felizabeth.

Maybe Arthur was drunk and wanted to name Alfred after one of his queens…

littleaphheadcanons:

America isn’t allowed to vote in his own elections.

littleaphheadcanons:

America is right-or left handed depending on which political party is in control.

littleaphheadcanons:

When the nations go out for drinks together, they play a game of “Who’s got the best…?” and nominate/vote on candidates. It’s been repeatedly established that France has the nicest hands and America’s got the best ass.

#and romano has the best girly scream yes?